:05:04
Dean doesn't want you
around the campus.
:05:09
Neither do I.
:05:13
However, all is not lost.
:05:18
I have a research position which is
perfect for a man of your reputation.
:05:23
Loch Ness.
:05:26
- What?
- Loch Ness, Scotland.
:05:31
I sent Dr Abernathy.
He had an accident. Dead.
:05:34
What's-his-name is still there.
His research assistant.
:05:37
You want me to go find
the Loch Ness monster, Bob?
:05:41
No, John. I want you to go to
Loch Ness and not find the monster.
:05:45
I want you to take this equipment
and prove that it's a hoax.
:05:49
What are you doing? You're sticking
another nail in my coffin.
:05:55
I can't go there. It'll look like
I'm running after another shadow.
:05:59
The only reason
I'm teaching freshmen
:06:02
is because I chased
a no-show monster for three years!
:06:06
- I won't have any credibility left.
- You don't have any credibility.
:06:11
And now you don't have any career.
:06:13
Unless I say so.
What's the problem here?
:06:16
Just run the sonar up the loch,
bring me evidence nothing's there.
:06:21
I get my equipment back,
you regain credibility and get paid.
:06:25
Screw the money. I won't do it.
:06:28
That's brave talk for a guy
that has to hitch... hike home tonight.
:06:37
John, I've got letters on my desk
from the IRS about you.
:06:43
Not to mention communications
from the lawyers of your ex-wife.
:06:48
Yeah, I may be broke
and have no credibility left,
:06:52
but I do have some dignity.
:06:54
That's blackmail. So why don't you
take the whole loch and shove it?