Muppet Treasure Island
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:04:00
Oh, aye,
and then old Flinty up and died

:04:03
afore they could get back to that
cursed island and dig up the treasure,

:04:08
No one knows to this day
who has old Flint's map,

:04:13
(all) lsn't that a story
worth the hearing?

:04:17
lt was the first dozen times,
:04:19
l'll drink to that,
:04:22
But who has the map now, huh? Some
black-hearted, squid-sucking buccaneer?

:04:29
Or maybe it's our very own Jim Hawkins,
:04:32
Eh, Jimmy?
:04:34
lf l had it,
my friends and l wouldn't be here,

:04:37
We'd be searching for that treasure, sailing
the seven seas on a five-year mission,

:04:43
boldly going where no man
has gone before, That's catchy,

:04:47
Not me, lf l had that treasure map,
l'd trade it for a decent meal,

:04:53
Think he'll eat this?
:04:55
Aye! Beware the one-legged man,
He's the one to fear,

:04:59
- We'll watch for him,
- Yeah,

:05:01
l'll watch for him,
if he's delivering a pizza,

:05:05
Even old Flinty feared him,
:05:07
- lf he comes round here, run for me quick,
- lf we see him we'll tell you,

:05:12
One leg, three heads,
couple dozen noses,,,

:05:16
lt'll be nay joking matter, hose nose,
The one-legged man brings death,

:05:22
Time, gentlemen!
lt's closing time,

:05:26
You pays your bills then shove off,
Out you go,

:05:29
(cow groans)
:05:33
- Drunk again, are you?
- (moos)

:05:35
Look at the state of this place,
:05:38
How comes it gets
to be such a pigsty?

:05:41
Pigsty? Hey!
:05:42
No offense meant, gentlemen,
:05:45
Here's to you, boys,
l'm away to my room,

:05:49
(Rizzo) Thank you, Bill,
:05:51
Come back tomorrow for
our lunchtime special, roast suckling,,,

:05:55
- Huh?
- ,,,potatoes,

:05:57
(pig) Oh, All right,
:05:58
- No offense, madam,
- (grunts)


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