Muppet Treasure Island
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:05:01
l'll watch for him,
if he's delivering a pizza,

:05:05
Even old Flinty feared him,
:05:07
- lf he comes round here, run for me quick,
- lf we see him we'll tell you,

:05:12
One leg, three heads,
couple dozen noses,,,

:05:16
lt'll be nay joking matter, hose nose,
The one-legged man brings death,

:05:22
Time, gentlemen!
lt's closing time,

:05:26
You pays your bills then shove off,
Out you go,

:05:29
(cow groans)
:05:33
- Drunk again, are you?
- (moos)

:05:35
Look at the state of this place,
:05:38
How comes it gets
to be such a pigsty?

:05:41
Pigsty? Hey!
:05:42
No offense meant, gentlemen,
:05:45
Here's to you, boys,
l'm away to my room,

:05:49
(Rizzo) Thank you, Bill,
:05:51
Come back tomorrow for
our lunchtime special, roast suckling,,,

:05:55
- Huh?
- ,,,potatoes,

:05:57
(pig) Oh, All right,
:05:58
- No offense, madam,
- (grunts)

:06:02
(growls)
:06:03
Boys, when you're finished here,
clean up in the kitchen,

:06:08
l left some table scraps for your supper,
:06:11
Oh, yes, And, boys,,,
:06:14
last night you forgot
to put out the lantern,

:06:17
Forget again and there'll be
no table scraps for a week,

:06:23
(Gonzo) You're standing on my ear,
Easy, Easy, Rizzo,

:06:27
(Rizzo) Whoa!
:06:29
- That's it, Steady,
- l hate my life,

:06:31
- l hate your life too,
- lf l had a life, l'd hate it,

:06:35
l should run off to sea
like my father,

:06:37
He was my age when he sailed to China,
He wound up a first mate,

:06:40
Run off to sea
and leave everybody?

:06:43
l'm an orphan,
l have no family,

:06:45
- You got us,
- Yeah, We're family,

:06:48
- Got it,
- (all) Whoa!

:06:50
Ow!
:06:54
Some family we are,
We don't exactly look alike,

:06:58
So l'm a rat and you're a human being
and Gonzo's a,,,


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