Muppet Treasure Island
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:06:02
(growls)
:06:03
Boys, when you're finished here,
clean up in the kitchen,

:06:08
l left some table scraps for your supper,
:06:11
Oh, yes, And, boys,,,
:06:14
last night you forgot
to put out the lantern,

:06:17
Forget again and there'll be
no table scraps for a week,

:06:23
(Gonzo) You're standing on my ear,
Easy, Easy, Rizzo,

:06:27
(Rizzo) Whoa!
:06:29
- That's it, Steady,
- l hate my life,

:06:31
- l hate your life too,
- lf l had a life, l'd hate it,

:06:35
l should run off to sea
like my father,

:06:37
He was my age when he sailed to China,
He wound up a first mate,

:06:40
Run off to sea
and leave everybody?

:06:43
l'm an orphan,
l have no family,

:06:45
- You got us,
- Yeah, We're family,

:06:48
- Got it,
- (all) Whoa!

:06:50
Ow!
:06:54
Some family we are,
We don't exactly look alike,

:06:58
So l'm a rat and you're a human being
and Gonzo's a,,,

:07:03
- Whatever,
- We're still family,

:07:06
But l wish my life were more
like one of Captain Bones' adventures,

:07:10
Searching for buried treasure,
:07:13
Discovering lost islands
and weird civilizations,

:07:17
Navigating with my father's old compass,
:07:20
Off to Zanzibar
to meet the Zanzibarbarians,

:07:22
- Here they go again,
- To the southwest, pirate galleons,

:07:26
To the southeast, multi-armed Zanzibanian
shark-women and their exploding wigs,

:07:31
(woman) To the northwest, dirty dishes,
:07:34
- How does she do that?
- Might as well start, l'll wash,

:07:38
- (Rizzo) l'll dry,
- (Gonzo) l'll break,

:07:44
* l look around here and l want to cry
:07:48
Me too,
:07:49
- * l feel like the world is passing me by
- lt is,

:07:54
* And l just can't help but wonder
:07:57
* Am l doomed to wash and dry?

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