Muppet Treasure Island
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:07:03
- Whatever,
- We're still family,

:07:06
But l wish my life were more
like one of Captain Bones' adventures,

:07:10
Searching for buried treasure,
:07:13
Discovering lost islands
and weird civilizations,

:07:17
Navigating with my father's old compass,
:07:20
Off to Zanzibar
to meet the Zanzibarbarians,

:07:22
- Here they go again,
- To the southwest, pirate galleons,

:07:26
To the southeast, multi-armed Zanzibanian
shark-women and their exploding wigs,

:07:31
(woman) To the northwest, dirty dishes,
:07:34
- How does she do that?
- Might as well start, l'll wash,

:07:38
- (Rizzo) l'll dry,
- (Gonzo) l'll break,

:07:44
* l look around here and l want to cry
:07:48
Me too,
:07:49
- * l feel like the world is passing me by
- lt is,

:07:54
* And l just can't help but wonder
:07:57
* Am l doomed to wash and dry?
:08:00
* And is it a curse l'm under
:08:02
* To do it till l die?
:08:05
- l hope not,
- Yeah,

:08:07
* When l could be an explorer
:08:09
- * Sailing off to distant lands
- Not so fast,

:08:12
* lnstead of spending every afternoon
just getting dishpan hands

:08:16
* My future looks like nowhere
that l want to be

:08:20
* There's gotta be something better
:08:23
* Something better
:08:25
* There's gotta be
something better than this for me

:08:29
Now you're talking,
:08:30
* lf it's weird and wild
let's go and find it

:08:35
* The crazier the better is what l say
:08:38
That's true,
:08:39
* To tell the truth,
l really wouldn't mind it

:08:43
Mind what?
:08:44
* lf we found some place
with ten square meals a day

:08:48
* Let danger call my name
:08:50
* lf it does l'm gonna hide
:08:53
* l'll put my courage to the test
:08:56
- * And l'll be by your side
- * He'll be by your side


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