Schizopolis
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1:30:03
Do you see which one
is different?

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Can you circle the one
that's different?

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- Hello.
- This one is.

1:30:10
- Okay.
- Um, no. There's no Bob here.

1:30:13
- Well, do you wanna--
do you wanna-- to color?
- What number are you dialing?

1:30:21
Well, that's this number,
but there's no Bob here.

1:30:26
All right. Fine.
1:30:28
Okay.
1:30:32
- Who was that?
- Somebody for Bob.

1:30:38
- Hmm.
- What is it?

1:30:41
It's a spider.
1:30:43
Different spider.
1:30:51
In three years, I am hired by an
ad agency for a lot of money to write copy...

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for their biggest client...
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a cellular phone company.
1:31:01
In five years, my wife leaves me
for someone smarter, handsomer...

1:31:05
and more emotionally
demonstrative.

1:31:09
In eight years, after getting drunk at a friend's
wedding reception in Anchorage, Alaska...

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I fall asleep in a snowdrift
while walking back to my hotel.

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I'm discovered the following
spring and successfully thawed.

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Until then, I wait.
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Action.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
young and old...

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I know this may seem an unusual procedure,
but I thought you might have some questions.

1:31:52
And since I'm already here,
I can answer some of them.

1:31:58
Yes.

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