1:31:01
In five years, my wife leaves me
for someone smarter, handsomer...
1:31:05
and more emotionally
demonstrative.
1:31:09
In eight years, after getting drunk at a friend's
wedding reception in Anchorage, Alaska...
1:31:14
I fall asleep in a snowdrift
while walking back to my hotel.
1:31:18
I'm discovered the following
spring and successfully thawed.
1:31:24
Until then, I wait.
1:31:37
Action.
1:31:45
Ladies and gentlemen,
young and old...
1:31:47
I know this may seem an unusual procedure,
but I thought you might have some questions.
1:31:52
And since I'm already here,
I can answer some of them.
1:31:58
Yes.
1:32:01
Yes.
1:32:04
Not specifically.
I actually find all of them rather weird.
1:32:10
Yes.
1:32:14
Foot-long veggie on wheat.
1:32:18
Thank you.
1:32:29
Cut.