:55:02
Ohhhh!
:55:04
Dork.
:55:06
Jesus, this place
is packed tonight, man.
:55:09
- We had a run
in the mass murder section.
- Comin' to my fiesta?
:55:13
Yeah, I'm off early.
Curfew, you know.
:55:15
What's that werewolf movie
with E.T.'s mom in it?
:55:18
- "The Howling."
Horror. Straight ahead.
- Okay, thanks.
:55:23
- Oh, now that's in poor taste.
- What?
:55:26
If you were the only suspect
in a senseless bloodbath...
:55:30
would you be standing
in the horror section?
:55:33
What? It was just a misunderstanding.
He didn't do anything.
:55:37
You're such a little lapdog.
:55:39
- He's got "killer" printed
all over his forehead.
- Ohhh-kay!
:55:43
Really? Well, why'd the cops
let him go, smart guy?
:55:47
Obviously they don't
watch enough movies. This is
standard horror movie stuff.
:55:51
- "Prom Night" revisited, man.
- Yeah? Why would he wanna
kill his own girlfriend?
:55:56
There's always some stupid,
bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend.
:55:59
- Oh?
- That's the beauty of it all:
Simplicity.
:56:02
Besides, if it gets too complicated,
you lose your target audience.
:56:06
Well, what's his reason?
:56:08
Maybe Sidney
wouldn't have sex with him.
:56:11
- What, is she
savin' herself for you?
- Maybe.
:56:14
Now that Billy tried to mutilate her,
do you think Sid would go out with me?
:56:25
No, I don't at all. No.
:56:27
You know who I think it is?
:56:30
You know, I think it's her father.
:56:33
Why can't they find her pops, man?
:56:36
Because he's probably dead.
:56:38
His body will come poppin' up
in the last reel somewhere!
:56:41
Eyes gouged out, fingers cut off,
teeth knocked out!
:56:45
- The police are always
off track with this shit.
- Man!
:56:48
If they'd watch "Prom Night,"
they'd save time.
:56:51
There's a formula to it.
A very simple formula!
Everybody's a suspect!
:56:59
I'm telling you, the dad's
a red herring. It's Billy.