1:12:02
Are you sure?
1:12:06
Yeah.
1:12:08
I think so.
1:12:27
Look, look, look.
Here it comes.
1:12:29
- Whoa!
- Ohh!
1:12:31
The blood is all wrong!
Why do they do that? It's too red!
1:12:35
Wait. Here comes another.
1:12:39
- Oooh! Oooh!
- Yes! Yes!
1:12:41
Predictable.
I knew he was gonna bite it.
1:12:43
- How can you watch
this shit over and over?
- Shh!
1:12:46
I wanna see
Jamie Lee's breasts.
1:12:49
- When do we see Jamie Lee's breasts?
- Breasts?
1:12:51
Not until "Trading Places" in '83.
1:12:54
Jamie Lee was always the virgin
in horror movies.
1:12:56
- She never showed her tits
'til she went legits.
- Could afford a decent pair.
1:13:00
That's why she always
outsmarted the killer in the
big chase scene at the end.
1:13:05
Only virgins can do that.
Don't you know the rules?
1:13:08
- What rules?
- You don't...
1:13:12
Jesus Christ.
You don't know the rules?
1:13:14
Have an aneurysm,
why don't ya?
1:13:17
There are certain rules
one must abide by...
1:13:20
in order to successfully
survive a horror movie.
1:13:23
For instance, number one:
You can never have sex.
1:13:28
Big no-no!
Big no-no!
1:13:30
I'd be a dead man.
1:13:32
Sex equals death. Okay?
1:13:34
Number two:
You can never drink or do drugs.
1:13:40
No, the sin factor.
1:13:42
It's a sin.
It's an extension of number one.
1:13:45
And number three: Never, ever, ever
under any circumstances, say...
1:13:49
"I'll be right back,"
'cause you won't be back.
1:13:51
- I'm gettin' another beer.
You want one?
- Yeah, sure.
1:13:54
- I'll be right back!
- Ohhhh!
1:13:58
You push the laws and you end up dead.
See you in the kitchen with a knife.