1:13:00
That's why she always
outsmarted the killer in the
big chase scene at the end.
1:13:05
Only virgins can do that.
Don't you know the rules?
1:13:08
- What rules?
- You don't...
1:13:12
Jesus Christ.
You don't know the rules?
1:13:14
Have an aneurysm,
why don't ya?
1:13:17
There are certain rules
one must abide by...
1:13:20
in order to successfully
survive a horror movie.
1:13:23
For instance, number one:
You can never have sex.
1:13:28
Big no-no!
Big no-no!
1:13:30
I'd be a dead man.
1:13:32
Sex equals death. Okay?
1:13:34
Number two:
You can never drink or do drugs.
1:13:40
No, the sin factor.
1:13:42
It's a sin.
It's an extension of number one.
1:13:45
And number three: Never, ever, ever
under any circumstances, say...
1:13:49
"I'll be right back,"
'cause you won't be back.
1:13:51
- I'm gettin' another beer.
You want one?
- Yeah, sure.
1:13:54
- I'll be right back!
- Ohhhh!
1:13:58
You push the laws and you end up dead.
See you in the kitchen with a knife.
1:14:02
Only virgins can outsmart the killer
in the big chase scene at the end.
1:14:06
- Don't you know the rules?
- What rules?
1:14:08
You don't know the rules?
1:14:10
- There are rules one must abide
by to survive a horror movie.
- Boring.
1:14:15
- For instance...
1:14:18
The sheriff just radioed.
1:14:20
Somebody reported a car
in the bushes down the road.
I'm gonna go check it out.
1:14:24
- Would you care to join me?
- I'd love to.
1:14:27
If you're sure it's all right.
1:14:29
Uh, ma'am,
I'm the deputy of this town.
1:14:34
Be right back.
1:14:38
- Kids Shouting, Whooping]
1:14:40
You push the laws,
you end up dead.
1:14:42
- W... Excuse me, ma'am.
- Mm-hmm?
1:14:45
I thought maybe we'd walk.
1:14:48
It's such a nice night out.
I got a flashlight.
1:14:54
You're not scared, are ya?
1:14:56
No.
1:14:58
- All right.
- Great.