1:32:01
Watch a few movies,
take a few notes.
1:32:05
- It was fun. - No!
1:32:07
- Whoa!
- Where're you goin'?
1:32:10
Why?
1:32:12
- Why did you kill my mother?
1:32:15
Why? Why?
1:32:19
Did you hear that, Stu?
I think she wants a motive.
1:32:24
I don't really believe
in motive, Sid.
1:32:26
- I mean, did Norman Bates have a motive?
- No.
1:32:28
Did they ever really decide
why Hannibal Lecter liked to
eat people? Don't think so!
1:32:32
See, it's a lot scarier
when there's no motive, Sid.
1:32:36
We did your mom a favor, Sid.
1:32:38
That woman was a slut-bag whore
who flashed her shit all over
town like she was Sharon Stone.
1:32:42
Yeah, we put her out of her misery,
'cause let's face it, Sidney,
1:32:44
your mother
was no Sharon Stone, hmm?
1:32:53
Is that motive enough for you?
1:32:57
How about this?
1:33:00
Your slut mother
was fucking my father,
1:33:06
and she's the reason
my mom moved out and abandoned me.
1:33:13
How's that for a motive?
1:33:15
Maternal abandonment causes
serious deviant behavior.
1:33:18
It certainly fucked you up.
It made you have sex with a psychopath.
1:33:21
That's right. You gave it up.
Now you're no longer a virgin. Oooh!
1:33:26
I said "virgin." Whoops!
1:33:28
Now you gotta die.
Those are the rules.
1:33:31
Let's pretend it's all
a scary movie, Sid. How do
you think it's gonna end?
1:33:38
Oh! Oh! This is the greatest part!
You're gonna love this.
1:33:42
We got a surprise for you, Sidney.
1:33:44
Yeah, you're gonna love this one.
It's a scream, baby!
1:33:47
Hold on a sec. I'll be right back.
1:33:50
You know what time it is, Sid?
1:33:53
It's after midnight.
1:33:55
It's your mom's anniversary.
Congratulations.
1:33:59
We killed her exactly
one year ago today.