1:33:00
Your slut mother
was fucking my father,
1:33:06
and she's the reason
my mom moved out and abandoned me.
1:33:13
How's that for a motive?
1:33:15
Maternal abandonment causes
serious deviant behavior.
1:33:18
It certainly fucked you up.
It made you have sex with a psychopath.
1:33:21
That's right. You gave it up.
Now you're no longer a virgin. Oooh!
1:33:26
I said "virgin." Whoops!
1:33:28
Now you gotta die.
Those are the rules.
1:33:31
Let's pretend it's all
a scary movie, Sid. How do
you think it's gonna end?
1:33:38
Oh! Oh! This is the greatest part!
You're gonna love this.
1:33:42
We got a surprise for you, Sidney.
1:33:44
Yeah, you're gonna love this one.
It's a scream, baby!
1:33:47
Hold on a sec. I'll be right back.
1:33:50
You know what time it is, Sid?
1:33:53
It's after midnight.
1:33:55
It's your mom's anniversary.
Congratulations.
1:33:59
We killed her exactly
one year ago today.
1:34:02
Attention! Oh, what do we have
behind door number three, Sidney?
1:34:07
- Daddy!
- Whoa, hold it.
1:34:08
That's enough.
1:34:10
- Guess we won't be needing this anymore.
- Uh-huh!
1:34:14
And, oh, look at this.
Ring, ring. Won't need this.
1:34:17
Got the ending
figured out yet, Sid?
1:34:19
Come on, Sidney.
You think about it now, huh?
1:34:21
Your daddy's the chief suspect.
We cloned his cellular.
1:34:24
- The evidence is all right there, baby!
- What if your father snapped?
1:34:28
Your mother's anniversary
set him off, and he went on
a murder spree, killing everyone.
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Except for Billy and me.
We were left for dead.
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Then he... kills you...
1:34:36
and shoots himself
in the head.
1:34:39
- Perfect ending.
- I thought of that.
1:34:42
Watch this.
1:34:48
- Ready?
- Yeah. Yeah! I'm ready, baby!
1:34:52
Right! Get up!
Yeah, babe, get up! Hit it!