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("Living in the USA "
by the Steve Miller Band)
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Brass!
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Livin' in the USA
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(male radio presenter) This is WBXT,
the voice of Fort Baxter.
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All personnel are invited to join
Sergeant Bilko in the motor pool...
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... for a demonstration
of proper spark-plug maintenance...
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... today at 0420, 0530 and 1455.
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Those times again. 0420, 0530 and 1455.
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- Did you win?
- Nope.
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Private Wally Holbrook
reporting for duty.
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- First assignment?
- Yes.
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- Relax. Know where you're assigned?
- Motor pool.
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- OK. Motor pool?
- Yes, I...
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- You're going straight to the colonel.
- Colonel? What'd I do?
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- How old are you, son?
- Nineteen, sir.
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Nineteen... So young.
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I'm a first-rate mechanic.
My two uncles owned a garage.
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- Got any money?
- Yes, sir.