:01:01
Brass!
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Livin' in the USA
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(male radio presenter) This is WBXT,
the voice of Fort Baxter.
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All personnel are invited to join
Sergeant Bilko in the motor pool...
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... for a demonstration
of proper spark-plug maintenance...
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... today at 0420, 0530 and 1455.
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Those times again. 0420, 0530 and 1455.
:01:30
- Did you win?
- Nope.
:01:38
Private Wally Holbrook
reporting for duty.
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- First assignment?
- Yes.
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- Relax. Know where you're assigned?
- Motor pool.
:01:45
- OK. Motor pool?
- Yes, I...
:01:47
- You're going straight to the colonel.
- Colonel? What'd I do?
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- How old are you, son?
- Nineteen, sir.
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Nineteen... So young.
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I'm a first-rate mechanic.
My two uncles owned a garage.
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- Got any money?
- Yes, sir.
:02:00
- Give it to me.
- But...
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It's all right.
:02:08
- My word, there must be $500 in here.
- 700. See, I worked at my uncle's...
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You're going to take $700
in cash into Bilko's barracks?
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- Yes, sir. Who, sir?
- Give me your hat, please.
:02:19
Sergeant Bilko.
Master Sergeant Ernest G Bilko.
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- Well, good luck. And Godspeed.
- Thank you, sir.
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Remember, if you need anything
at all, need any help...
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...the old colonel's door is always open.
- Thank you, sir.
:02:35
- Sir?
- (whistles)
:02:52
- I'm lookin' for Sergeant Bilko.
- You're too late, junior, no more bets.
:02:56
- No, no, no. I'm reporting in.
- Come on, Duane! Pull!