:06:12
Yeah! Yeah!
:06:19
Walk him around and wipe him down.
:06:23
Not the horse! Doberman.
:06:26
Listen, that M2 Bradley vehicle
is property of the US Army.
:06:29
I want it back on the post by tonight.
We have rules! Rules and regulations.
:06:36
I have your rental agreement right here.
:06:38
And if you blow anything up,
it's coming out of your deposit.
:06:42
Teenagers! So irresponsible.
:06:45
- Sarge, you said I could count the take.
- She got to count it last time.
:06:48
Will you stop fighting?
It's like I'm running a daycare centre.
:06:51
Actually, that's not a bad idea.
We could keep 'em in the storeroom.
:06:54
- Luis, how many kids on the post?
- Personal dependants under five?
:06:59
- 293.
- Get me the total of their allowances.
:07:01
- Hey, in the storeroom? Kids?
- Zimmy, they won't die.
:07:05
In fact, that'll be our motto:
"They won't die."
:07:08
I'll count the money. Rocky, make sure
the horse gets back to Knott's Berry Farm.
:07:12
Private First Class Holbrook, Walter T,
reporting in for duty, Sergeant!
:07:15
Sarge, Holbrook is a tech-school terror.
:07:17
First in his class,
motor-vehicle maintenance.
:07:20
A real live wrench-turner
in the motor pool?
:07:22
It's so crazy, it just might work.
I'll introduce you to the boys and girls.
:07:27
- (Bilko sniffs)
- What's the matter, Sarge?
:07:29
Don't you smell it? It's money.
:07:35
This is Sgt Henshaw and Sgt Barbella.
You'll see them about dances, raffles.
:07:39
You'll get your tickets
through them. They run the shop.
:07:42
So if you need stationery, magazines...
But not magazine subscriptions.
:07:46
See Morales about that. Towels...
:07:47
- Towels? Doesn't the army issue towels?
- Army? Get him a set of towels.
:07:51
The fluffy ones.
The introductory price. Come on.
:07:55
Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.
:07:59
This is Dino Paparelli.
You're gonna laugh, you're gonna cry.