:09:00
My wallet.
:09:02
Oh, here it is. Empty.
It's in your hat, isn't it?
:09:06
Good boy. Oh. Oh, there must be six...
no, seven hundred dollars in here. Good.
:09:13
Well, you can start with this.
The colonel's car.
:09:15
- OK, what's wrong with it?
- It's the odometer.
:09:18
It says 12,000 miles,
and it should say 11,000 miles.
:09:22
Tony drove it to Lake Tahoe
to go to his grandmother's funeral.
:09:25
- I'm sorry.
- When I say that...
:09:28
...I mean "visit his niece". And
when I say "niece", I mean lady friend?
:09:34
Look. I'm winking. Look at my eye.
:09:37
- You want me to turn that back?
- (gasps) Yes.
:09:40
- I can't do that, Sergeant.
- "Can't"! He said "can't"!
:09:44
Sarge, are you all right?
:09:46
Hey, man, "can't" is a four-letter word
in this platoon.
:09:49
I cannot violate regulations,
unless it's an order...
:09:52
...in which case I would have to ask
Master Sergeant Bilko to sign said order.
:09:56
I'm asking you to do Tony here a favour.
We're all like family here.
:09:59
Any one of these men
would take a bullet for you.
:10:02
- Well, not in the chest.
- No, not in the chest, but in the thigh.
:10:06
- Permission to speak freely?
- What, are we in Russia? Say anything.
:10:10
You're soldiers. Guardians of freedom.
:10:13
And frankly, I don't think there's a man
here taking his service oath seriously.
:10:18
You know what? I'm gonna kill him.
:10:21
Fender!
:10:27
Now, this is the stuff
they should be teaching in the army.
:10:30
- They are.
- No kidding?
:10:36
Here's a mouldy oldie
for all our friends in the motor pool.
:10:42
("No Particular Place to Go"
by Chuck Berry)
:10:44
Ridin' along in my automobile
:10:48
My baby beside me at the wheel
:10:51
I stole a kiss at the turn of a mile
:10:54
Brass!
:10:55
My curiosity runnin' wild
:10:59
Cruisin' and playin' the radio