:11:02
With no particular place to go
:11:06
Ridin' along in my automobile
:11:09
I was anxious to tell her the way I feel
:11:13
So I told her softly and sincere
:11:16
And she leaned and whispered in my ear
:11:20
Cuddlin' more and drivin' slow
:11:24
With no particular place to go
:11:25
- Sarge, where can we hide the horse?
- What horse?
:11:33
All right, men! Faster.
The army needs these vehicles.
:11:40
Bilko?
:11:45
Sergeant.
:11:46
Sergeant Bilko!
:11:48
Fall in, men, now! And get
into a semicircle or a rectangle, now!
:11:52
Hut! Hey!
:12:04
Very good. As you were.
:12:07
He means go back to
what you were doing.
:12:09
Colonel Hall, you look fantastic, sir.
Have you lost weight?
:12:13
Why, a couple of pounds maybe.
:12:15
Nell and I have been
"sweating to the oldies".
:12:17
- Ah.
- Sergeant, I'm here to see about my car.
:12:21
Ah, well, I'm afraid
we're still working on it, sir.
:12:23
- You've had it a week and a half.
- I thought I saw it on Interstate 30.
:12:27
There. Thank God I have a witness.
Thank you, Captain Moon.
:12:30
And the colonel thinks
I never test-drive the vehicles.
:12:33
What is that?
:12:35
That's horse shit, sir. I tell the men
"You have to test-drive..."
:12:38
- What's it doing there?
- It keeps the flies off the food.
:12:41
There's no way you can tell
what's wrong with an engine...
:12:44
- Off the food?
- It's an experiment.
:12:46
I'd say the results are mixed.
:12:54
It's a lot cheaper than
sending out for it, sir.
:12:57
And fresher too.
:12:59
Bilko, are you mental?
This is not the horse cavalry.