:12:04
Very good. As you were.
:12:07
He means go back to
what you were doing.
:12:09
Colonel Hall, you look fantastic, sir.
Have you lost weight?
:12:13
Why, a couple of pounds maybe.
:12:15
Nell and I have been
"sweating to the oldies".
:12:17
- Ah.
- Sergeant, I'm here to see about my car.
:12:21
Ah, well, I'm afraid
we're still working on it, sir.
:12:23
- You've had it a week and a half.
- I thought I saw it on Interstate 30.
:12:27
There. Thank God I have a witness.
Thank you, Captain Moon.
:12:30
And the colonel thinks
I never test-drive the vehicles.
:12:33
What is that?
:12:35
That's horse shit, sir. I tell the men
"You have to test-drive..."
:12:38
- What's it doing there?
- It keeps the flies off the food.
:12:41
There's no way you can tell
what's wrong with an engine...
:12:44
- Off the food?
- It's an experiment.
:12:46
I'd say the results are mixed.
:12:54
It's a lot cheaper than
sending out for it, sir.
:12:57
And fresher too.
:12:59
Bilko, are you mental?
This is not the horse cavalry.
:13:01
- You can't bring livestock onto the post.
- You're right, sir.
:13:05
You heard the colonel. Assemble horse
platoon and get the horse out of here!
:13:08
- All right, double-time, soldier.
- Sergeant, please, tell me about my car.
:13:14
- Do you know anything about cars, sir?
- No.
:13:16
Ah. Well, you see that
sort of pointy thing right there?
:13:20
It seems that it's impinging on the
browned, round thing with the spots.
:13:24
- You see, when Henry Ford first...
- Colonel Hall.
:13:29
- Corporal, what is it?
- Permission to speak privately?
:13:32
- Of course. Excuse me, Bilko.
- Absolutely.
:13:34
- What is it, Corporal?
- The Pentagon called.
:13:36
The Pentagon?
How did they get my number?
:13:39
They're sending a team
to observe tomorrow's hovertank test.
:13:43
- Why? It's just a preliminary... Aah.
- What is it, sir?
:13:48
Well, they're closing
a lot of military facilities lately.
:13:52
What if they're planning
to close Fort Baxter?
:13:54
- Do you know anything about this?
- You flatter me.
:13:57
- How could l, a mere master sergeant...?
- You know everything before I do.