:13:01
- You can't bring livestock onto the post.
- You're right, sir.
:13:05
You heard the colonel. Assemble horse
platoon and get the horse out of here!
:13:08
- All right, double-time, soldier.
- Sergeant, please, tell me about my car.
:13:14
- Do you know anything about cars, sir?
- No.
:13:16
Ah. Well, you see that
sort of pointy thing right there?
:13:20
It seems that it's impinging on the
browned, round thing with the spots.
:13:24
- You see, when Henry Ford first...
- Colonel Hall.
:13:29
- Corporal, what is it?
- Permission to speak privately?
:13:32
- Of course. Excuse me, Bilko.
- Absolutely.
:13:34
- What is it, Corporal?
- The Pentagon called.
:13:36
The Pentagon?
How did they get my number?
:13:39
They're sending a team
to observe tomorrow's hovertank test.
:13:43
- Why? It's just a preliminary... Aah.
- What is it, sir?
:13:48
Well, they're closing
a lot of military facilities lately.
:13:52
What if they're planning
to close Fort Baxter?
:13:54
- Do you know anything about this?
- You flatter me.
:13:57
- How could l, a mere master sergeant...?
- You know everything before I do.
:14:02
I'm sure it's just routine, sir.
Anyway, come back any time. Call first.
:14:07
I tell you, men, serving under
a great leader like Colonel Hall...
:14:10
- He's gone.
- I'm hungry. What time is it?
:14:12
12 o'clock. We ordered Chinese.
:14:14
- Pentagon brass, Sarge? I don't like it.
- Relax. It's just army stuff.
:14:18
It's got nothing to do with us.
:14:21
- Did you say 12 o'clock?
- Yeah.
:14:23
- Today's Saturday?
- All day.
:14:25
Saturday at noon. I have a strange feeling
I'm supposed to be somewhere.
:14:32
Hmm.
:14:34
(organ plays)
:14:36
I'll kill him.
:14:46
- Poker game?
- No, no.
:14:49
- Racetrack.
- No, no. It was something else.
:14:54
(sighs)
:14:57
My, that's a lovely dress.
:14:59
- Thank you, Reverend.
- Is it new?