Sgt. Bilko
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:16:02
- Nelson.
- Huh?

:16:03
Are you busy? Will you
marry me? I love you.

:16:06
I just never realised it until now.
:16:09
Well, the thing is, Rita,
I'm engaged... to your sister.

:16:15
And?
:16:22
(bell tolls)
:16:31
Don't ask. Don't even ask.
:16:36
OK, ask.
:16:38
Bunny face,
you won't believe what happened.

:16:40
There was this busload of sweet geriatrics.
They went rolling down a mountain side...

:16:45
Do you think I'm an idiot?
:16:48
Ask Wally. He's new, a real straight arrow,
never told a lie in his life. Wally?

:16:54
See?
:16:56
Sweetheart, sweetheart...
:16:59
Oh, baby... angel puff, you're overreacting!
:17:01
- You know, it's... Ooh! Bad turnout.
- It was full an hour ago.

:17:05
Oh, sweetie, I... (gasps) I'm well!
:17:09
Sweetie, what can I do
to make it up to you?

:17:11
Whaddaya want? Just tell me.
I'll do anything.

:17:14
I've been waiting for seven years.
:17:16
What do I want? I want my seven years
back. I can't live like this, Ernie.

:17:20
I've got a maid of honour
on call 24 hours a day.

:17:23
And I'm the only woman with a wedding
dress that's falling apart from wear.

:17:28
- I'm sorry.
- I think you love me, Ernie.

:17:31
But you're so slippery, it's impossible
to know what you're thinking.

:17:35
Well, thank you.
:17:37
I don't understand
what you're so afraid of.

:17:40
You know what I wanna do
right here, right now?

:17:43
No. Don't.
:17:48
No. No, not this time.
:17:51
- Don't, please.
- One game, to 500.

:17:55
Don't. Please don't.
:17:59
Spade. It's a double.

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