Sgt. Bilko
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:17:01
- You know, it's... Ooh! Bad turnout.
- It was full an hour ago.

:17:05
Oh, sweetie, I... (gasps) I'm well!
:17:09
Sweetie, what can I do
to make it up to you?

:17:11
Whaddaya want? Just tell me.
I'll do anything.

:17:14
I've been waiting for seven years.
:17:16
What do I want? I want my seven years
back. I can't live like this, Ernie.

:17:20
I've got a maid of honour
on call 24 hours a day.

:17:23
And I'm the only woman with a wedding
dress that's falling apart from wear.

:17:28
- I'm sorry.
- I think you love me, Ernie.

:17:31
But you're so slippery, it's impossible
to know what you're thinking.

:17:35
Well, thank you.
:17:37
I don't understand
what you're so afraid of.

:17:40
You know what I wanna do
right here, right now?

:17:43
No. Don't.
:17:48
No. No, not this time.
:17:51
- Don't, please.
- One game, to 500.

:17:55
Don't. Please don't.
:17:59
Spade. It's a double.
:18:02
Triple boxes, to 500. Penny a point.
:18:05
- A four?
- Yes.

:18:09
Oh, two. Yeah. Come on. Here. Go, go, go.
:18:20
What's up?
:18:23
Well, Rocky and I were talkin' to Wally
while you and Rita were in the church.

:18:27
She's a nice girl.
We don't like the way you treat her.

:18:30
He's right, Sarge.
You treat her like a rube.

:18:32
- Wouldn't you be happier in the navy?
- You jilted that girl.

:18:36
She'll probably have to
move to another town.

:18:38
Will you relax? Rita and I
have a special relationship.

:18:41
You think she expected me
to marry her today? Of course not.

:18:44
She expected me to do
just what I did. It's a game.

:18:47
Someday you might lose that game, Ernie.

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