Sgt. Bilko
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:28:02
Of course.
:28:06
Get out! Watch out!
:28:37
Let's go, campers! It's 10am.
Time to start the day.

:28:43
- Mornin', Sarge.
- It's that time of the decade.

:28:45
- You're taking a shower.
- Do I have to?

:28:47
Everyone feels pretty strongly about it.
Here's the petition.

:28:52
Aw, Sarge.
:28:57
Why are you sitting there?
You were full of energy at 6am.

:29:00
I don't think the guys like me.
:29:01
- Oh? What makes you say that?
- They wrote me a note.

:29:05
"Wally, we don't like you."
And they all signed it.

:29:10
- Yeah, that's Doberman's "X".
- Can I please have another roommate?

:29:14
- Why, what's the matter?
- He wet his bed.

:29:16
- Oh, well, once in a while.
- No. He did it from across the room.

:29:23
Major, please! At least
won't you stay for lunch?

:29:26
- Do you like chicken casserole?
- No.

:29:28
Well, Major, let me be frank.
:29:31
A negative report from you would be
the death knell for Fort Baxter.

:29:34
- We've been in a slump...
- Nine years without a successful test?

:29:38
That's not a slump, that's a tradition.
:29:40
But, Major, think for a minute
about the men, their careers.

:29:44
- My career.
- Colonel, you play the hand you're dealt.

:29:47
This isn't the career
I had in mind when I got out of OCS.

:29:49
Shining a seat with my ass in DC,
visiting dumpy posts.

:29:52
I thought I'd be a colonel by now
or maybe a general.

:29:55
Sorry. What I saw today was a dust cloud
that cost $70 million. Good morning.

:29:59
Wait! There's a lot more to
Fort Baxter than just R&D, Major.


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