:29:00
I don't think the guys like me.
:29:01
- Oh? What makes you say that?
- They wrote me a note.
:29:05
"Wally, we don't like you."
And they all signed it.
:29:10
- Yeah, that's Doberman's "X".
- Can I please have another roommate?
:29:14
- Why, what's the matter?
- He wet his bed.
:29:16
- Oh, well, once in a while.
- No. He did it from across the room.
:29:23
Major, please! At least
won't you stay for lunch?
:29:26
- Do you like chicken casserole?
- No.
:29:28
Well, Major, let me be frank.
:29:31
A negative report from you would be
the death knell for Fort Baxter.
:29:34
- We've been in a slump...
- Nine years without a successful test?
:29:38
That's not a slump, that's a tradition.
:29:40
But, Major, think for a minute
about the men, their careers.
:29:44
- My career.
- Colonel, you play the hand you're dealt.
:29:47
This isn't the career
I had in mind when I got out of OCS.
:29:49
Shining a seat with my ass in DC,
visiting dumpy posts.
:29:52
I thought I'd be a colonel by now
or maybe a general.
:29:55
Sorry. What I saw today was a dust cloud
that cost $70 million. Good morning.
:29:59
Wait! There's a lot more to
Fort Baxter than just R&D, Major.
:30:03
- We have an award-winning commissary.
- Try the casserole.
:30:06
And our softball team won
the division title.
:30:09
And Sergeant Bilko's platoon
is in the glee club finals.
:30:11
I'll certainly keep that in mind.
:30:22
Did you say Bilko?
:30:25
Yeah.
:30:27
Is that Ernie Bilko?
:30:30
One and the same.
:30:33
Maybe I will stay for lunch.
:30:35
Well, hoo-ah! Ignite that
chicken casserole, Captain Moon!
:30:39
Yes, sir!
:30:54
Now, where did that one go?