:30:03
- We have an award-winning commissary.
- Try the casserole.
:30:06
And our softball team won
the division title.
:30:09
And Sergeant Bilko's platoon
is in the glee club finals.
:30:11
I'll certainly keep that in mind.
:30:22
Did you say Bilko?
:30:25
Yeah.
:30:27
Is that Ernie Bilko?
:30:30
One and the same.
:30:33
Maybe I will stay for lunch.
:30:35
Well, hoo-ah! Ignite that
chicken casserole, Captain Moon!
:30:39
Yes, sir!
:30:54
Now, where did that one go?
:31:10
- Hey, you're eight over par, Sarge!
- Well, fix it.
:31:13
- Sarge, they let you do this?
- I never asked. They'd say no.
:31:16
It is an army post.
:31:17
(dog barking)
:31:25
All right, I got 5-1 on Lover's Knot.
:31:28
- $20 says I can hit the parking lot.
- I don't gamble.
:31:32
- What is it you do do?
- Permission to speak...
:31:34
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead.
:31:36
I get up every morning and I get dressed
to protect the American way of life.
:31:40
Would you tell me that later tonight
so I don't have to take a sleeping pill?
:31:44
(Thorn) Bilko!
:31:46
(whispers) It can't be.
:31:48
Lieutenant Thorn.
:31:51
- Actually, it's Major Thorn now.
- Well, congratulations.
:31:56
I didn't know you were still in the service.
I'd have looked you up long ago.