:31:10
- Hey, you're eight over par, Sarge!
- Well, fix it.
:31:13
- Sarge, they let you do this?
- I never asked. They'd say no.
:31:16
It is an army post.
:31:17
(dog barking)
:31:25
All right, I got 5-1 on Lover's Knot.
:31:28
- $20 says I can hit the parking lot.
- I don't gamble.
:31:32
- What is it you do do?
- Permission to speak...
:31:34
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead.
:31:36
I get up every morning and I get dressed
to protect the American way of life.
:31:40
Would you tell me that later tonight
so I don't have to take a sleeping pill?
:31:44
(Thorn) Bilko!
:31:46
(whispers) It can't be.
:31:48
Lieutenant Thorn.
:31:51
- Actually, it's Major Thorn now.
- Well, congratulations.
:31:56
I didn't know you were still in the service.
I'd have looked you up long ago.
:32:00
I'll bet.
:32:01
Tell me, Colonel, is he still
the same rascal he was at Fort Dix?
:32:05
- That's one way of putting it.
- You changed my life.
:32:08
Remember that little boxing match?
:32:11
Boxing match... Hmm.
:32:13
That made me a new man. You remember
how stiff and uptight I used to be?
:32:17
Thanks to him, I realised
you can't treat people that way.
:32:20
I'm a better man for it. Thanks, Ernie.
:32:22
- Sure.
- (dogs barking)
:32:26
- What was that?
- Greyhounds, sir.
:32:28
- How long will you be with us, Major?
- Not long.
:32:30
Colonel, what do you say
we have that casserole?
:32:33
Absolutely, and some jellied yams as well.
:32:36
Ha.
:32:39
Let's get back to the barracks and cancel
everything-dances, raffles, everything.