:46:02
- Did he say that?
- Oh, yeah.
:46:04
He said your eyes were like diamonds
sparkling on a summer night.
:46:08
The old sergeant's eyes didn't see what
he saw. Anyway, here's the $20 I bet you.
:46:12
I think the least you can do is sit down
and buy this young lady some dinner.
:46:17
Sit down and buy dinner! Go! Hey!
:46:20
Ah, to be young again.
:46:23
- That's my sergeant.
- Oh.
:46:31
Oh! Major Ebersole, boys.
Welcome to the Spur.
:46:34
Oh, I've been here before.
Uh... five years ago.
:46:38
I had... a scotch and soda.
:46:41
Good. A place like this
depends on repeat business.
:46:44
They're repainting our club, so we had to
move our weekly poker game down here.
:46:49
Poker. I've heard wonderful things
about that game. Can I watch?
:46:53
- You don't play poker?
- I'm pretty busy at the motor pool...
:46:56
...up to my elbows in grease. Maybe
I could join... Oh, no, there's a problem.
:47:01
I don't have any change.
:47:03
We can make change. It's OK.
:47:07
Oh, goody. I get to play cards.
:47:11
... long way home just to think of an alibi
:47:14
Well, I couldn't think of a dozen things
:47:17
That hadn't already...
:47:19
- Get you somethin'?
- Scotch, rocks. Good-looking woman.
:47:23
That's Bilko's girl.
:47:25
Now she looks even better.
:47:30
I'm dealing you five cards.
:47:32
- Five cards. Let me write this down.
- Yeah, OK.
:47:35
Now, the worst hand that you can have...
:47:38
...is if you only have one high card
and nothing else that matches.
:47:42
- But then comes a pair.
- A pair. How exciting. A pair.
:47:47
(applause)
:47:50
Only you
:47:55
Can make this world seem right