:47:01
I don't have any change.
:47:03
We can make change. It's OK.
:47:07
Oh, goody. I get to play cards.
:47:11
... long way home just to think of an alibi
:47:14
Well, I couldn't think of a dozen things
:47:17
That hadn't already...
:47:19
- Get you somethin'?
- Scotch, rocks. Good-looking woman.
:47:23
That's Bilko's girl.
:47:25
Now she looks even better.
:47:30
I'm dealing you five cards.
:47:32
- Five cards. Let me write this down.
- Yeah, OK.
:47:35
Now, the worst hand that you can have...
:47:38
...is if you only have one high card
and nothing else that matches.
:47:42
- But then comes a pair.
- A pair. How exciting. A pair.
:47:47
(applause)
:47:50
Only you
:47:55
Can make this world seem right
:48:01
Oh, thanks. Have you seen Ernie?
:48:04
- No, I haven't.
- Will you hold this a second?
:48:06
- Sure.
- Thanks.
:48:11
Excuse me. Have you guys seen Ernie?
:48:14
- No.
- No.
:48:16
Ernie?
:48:19
Ernie!
:48:20
I have three jacks and two sixes.
What's that called again?
:48:23
- A full house.
- What a cute name. A full house.
:48:27
- Is that good?
- Yes, that means you win.
:48:32
- Again.
- Oh, God, this is almost embarrassing.
:48:36
What is that? Five in a row?
:48:38
What a lovely watch.
Now, let's see. We'll just shuffle.
:48:41
Oops. Clumsy me.
:48:45
- OK. Cut? Thank you.
- Hey!
:48:47
Sorry. All right. OK.
:48:54
You are my destiny
:48:58
Oh. You hear that song?
It means I gotta go.