:50:02
This solves nothing.
:50:04
This solves everything.
:50:08
You haven't seen someone called
Ernie Bilko, have you?
:50:12
Oh, yes. He left a few minutes ago.
:50:14
- Are you sure?
- Yep, I definitely saw him go, in a hurry.
:50:18
You see, I happen to know
Major Ebersole offered him a poker game.
:50:23
You're my dream come true
:50:27
My one and only you
:50:34
I can drop you off
on my way back to the post.
:50:37
- This is very nice of you.
- Not at all.
:50:40
May I ask you...
:50:43
...could I call on you sometime?
- Oh, well, you see, I'm...
:50:47
I just broke up with someone.
:50:49
- He must be devastated.
- Oh... he doesn't know yet.
:51:03
(reveille)
:51:06
Fall in! Arrgh! And gather!
Gather in... in a square! All right.
:51:14
Good!
:51:17
All right, you've seen real soldiers before.
Just... do what they do.
:51:26
All right, let's do the
"grab the rifle by the bottom" thing!
:51:30
Arrgh!
:51:32
All right! Now, let's do the,
you know, the shoulder thing!
:51:36
Arrgh! The shoulder thing!
Ah! Arrgh! Arrgh! Yes.
:51:40
All right. And now the... the
"showing the rifle for the inspection" bit.
:51:45
Go! Arrgh! Arrgh!
:51:46
(gunshot)
:51:56
(yelling)