Sgt. Bilko
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1:00:02
- (0ster) Can I buy you a drink?
- Why, yes.

1:00:17
Oh, oh, oh! There they go!
1:00:26
Oh, my. All right.
1:00:28
Oh! Ouch! They're hot! They're hot.
Quick, quick, cool 'em off.

1:00:33
Press the six and the eight
and the black ten.

1:00:36
- All right, here we go. Now...
- Oh, he's shakin' 'em off.

1:00:40
Uh-oh, he's comin' with the pitch.
It looks like the high, hard one!

1:00:47
Ooh, baby! Oh, good.
1:00:50
Gently. OK, and now, it's just a little...
It's easy, it's easy, it's easy.

1:00:54
It's just... behind the back.
1:00:56
Winner! We have a winner.
1:01:02
Wait a minute. This chip is scratched.
1:01:06
- Mr Bilko.
- Yes?

1:01:07
That's quite a run.
Is there anything we can do for you?

1:01:10
Yes, go to your vault and tell your money
to be patient. We'll be together soon.

1:01:16
You mean he stood you up
before that night at the Rusty Spur?

1:01:19
Mm-hm. He left me standing at the altar.
1:01:21
There can be no excuse for that.
1:01:24
You'd be surprised. He had a new excuse
every time. They were all pretty amazing.

1:01:28
- He did that more than once?
- Mm-hm.

1:01:32
Rita, you have a lot of love to give.
1:01:35
And you're smart.
Why put up with a clown like that?

1:01:37
Because it was exciting. With Ernie,
every day was anything-can-happen day.

1:01:42
Some couples play Scrabble.
1:01:45
This isn't a game we're talking about -
it's your life.

1:01:48
Where I come from, when you tell
a woman you'll marry her, you mean it.

1:01:51
You know something? I would never
stand you up. I'd never not call you.

1:01:57
But then, I'm an officer with career
prospects. I can handle responsibility.


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