1:01:02
Wait a minute. This chip is scratched.
1:01:06
- Mr Bilko.
- Yes?
1:01:07
That's quite a run.
Is there anything we can do for you?
1:01:10
Yes, go to your vault and tell your money
to be patient. We'll be together soon.
1:01:16
You mean he stood you up
before that night at the Rusty Spur?
1:01:19
Mm-hm. He left me standing at the altar.
1:01:21
There can be no excuse for that.
1:01:24
You'd be surprised. He had a new excuse
every time. They were all pretty amazing.
1:01:28
- He did that more than once?
- Mm-hm.
1:01:32
Rita, you have a lot of love to give.
1:01:35
And you're smart.
Why put up with a clown like that?
1:01:37
Because it was exciting. With Ernie,
every day was anything-can-happen day.
1:01:42
Some couples play Scrabble.
1:01:45
This isn't a game we're talking about -
it's your life.
1:01:48
Where I come from, when you tell
a woman you'll marry her, you mean it.
1:01:51
You know something? I would never
stand you up. I'd never not call you.
1:01:57
But then, I'm an officer with career
prospects. I can handle responsibility.
1:02:01
I guess you can.
1:02:03
Wouldn't you like a man
who's there for you?
1:02:05
A man who wants to get married,
settle down and have a family.
1:02:09
Yes.
1:02:12
I bought you this.
1:02:18
A ring!
1:02:19
Two carats of cubic zirconia.
1:02:22
It's beautiful.
1:02:30
Oh...
1:02:31
This is happening... too fast.
1:02:35
I don't want to hurt Ernie.
1:02:38
No.
1:02:39
We really don't want to hurt Ernie.
1:02:45
- That's when Vegas was Vegas.
- Excuse me, Mr Bilko?
1:02:47
- He said it was an emergency.
- This must be the Pentagon.
1:02:50
Hello? I can hardly hear you.
1:02:53
Rita Robbins. She's been out
with that guy Thorn every night.
1:02:57
- Thorn?
- Since before you went on manoeuvres.
1:02:59
Tomorrow night they're going out to
that fancy French restaurant in Roseville.