1:02:01
I guess you can.
1:02:03
Wouldn't you like a man
who's there for you?
1:02:05
A man who wants to get married,
settle down and have a family.
1:02:09
Yes.
1:02:12
I bought you this.
1:02:18
A ring!
1:02:19
Two carats of cubic zirconia.
1:02:22
It's beautiful.
1:02:30
Oh...
1:02:31
This is happening... too fast.
1:02:35
I don't want to hurt Ernie.
1:02:38
No.
1:02:39
We really don't want to hurt Ernie.
1:02:45
- That's when Vegas was Vegas.
- Excuse me, Mr Bilko?
1:02:47
- He said it was an emergency.
- This must be the Pentagon.
1:02:50
Hello? I can hardly hear you.
1:02:53
Rita Robbins. She's been out
with that guy Thorn every night.
1:02:57
- Thorn?
- Since before you went on manoeuvres.
1:02:59
Tomorrow night they're going out to
that fancy French restaurant in Roseville.
1:03:03
She's lookin' pretty weak, Ernie,
I gotta tell ya. Like she would do anything.
1:03:10
- Thanks, Sowicki.
- Bye, Ernie.
1:03:14
- Thank you, Stan.
- Hey, thank you!
1:03:17
For allowing me
to screw with Bilko's head.
1:03:19
Oh, it isn't a game this time, Stan.
1:03:21
I just need to find out
how much he really loves me.
1:03:24
- He loves you plenty.
- More than Las Vegas?
1:03:27
That's asking a lot.
1:03:30
(rings)
1:03:32
(answer phone) Hi, this is Rita. I'm not in
right now. Please leave a message.
1:03:37
Rita, it's me, Ernie. I'm on my way home.
I hear you're seeing Thorn...
1:03:40
...and I just don't want you to take it too
seriously. He's only with you to annoy me.
1:03:45
I see. He couldn't possibly be interested
in me-that would be ridiculous.
1:03:50
Rita, you're there.
This guy has terrible qualities.
1:03:52
- For one thing, he's very manipulative.
- He seemed nice to me. Goodbye.
1:03:58
Hello? Hello?