1:03:03
She's lookin' pretty weak, Ernie,
I gotta tell ya. Like she would do anything.
1:03:10
- Thanks, Sowicki.
- Bye, Ernie.
1:03:14
- Thank you, Stan.
- Hey, thank you!
1:03:17
For allowing me
to screw with Bilko's head.
1:03:19
Oh, it isn't a game this time, Stan.
1:03:21
I just need to find out
how much he really loves me.
1:03:24
- He loves you plenty.
- More than Las Vegas?
1:03:27
That's asking a lot.
1:03:30
(rings)
1:03:32
(answer phone) Hi, this is Rita. I'm not in
right now. Please leave a message.
1:03:37
Rita, it's me, Ernie. I'm on my way home.
I hear you're seeing Thorn...
1:03:40
...and I just don't want you to take it too
seriously. He's only with you to annoy me.
1:03:45
I see. He couldn't possibly be interested
in me-that would be ridiculous.
1:03:50
Rita, you're there.
This guy has terrible qualities.
1:03:52
- For one thing, he's very manipulative.
- He seemed nice to me. Goodbye.
1:03:58
Hello? Hello?
1:04:01
Rita? Rita?
1:04:08
Why do you smell the cork?
1:04:11
Your eyes are hazel, aren't they?
1:04:14
Green.
1:04:15
(Bilko) I never have sex on the first date.
1:04:17
Thank God, it's our third. Oh, this is such
a... Oh, can't you just smell that... salad?
1:04:22
Yes, I have a reservation.
1:04:25
Ah, this must be the table. You know,
what they do very well here is the garlic.
1:04:31
Oh, I touched you.
My temperature is rising.
1:04:33
Waiter, could we have two glasses
of red house, uh... s'il vous please?
1:04:39
In.
1:04:41
Bilko. What a fool.
1:04:43
Yeah.
1:04:45
How can he afford to eat here
on a sergeant's pay?
1:04:48
- I'll be a lieutenant colonel very soon.
- No kidding?
1:04:52
(exaggerated laugh)
1:04:54
- That woman's kind of attractive too.
- You think so?
1:04:57
Well, not compared to you, of course.