1:04:01
Rita? Rita?
1:04:08
Why do you smell the cork?
1:04:11
Your eyes are hazel, aren't they?
1:04:14
Green.
1:04:15
(Bilko) I never have sex on the first date.
1:04:17
Thank God, it's our third. Oh, this is such
a... Oh, can't you just smell that... salad?
1:04:22
Yes, I have a reservation.
1:04:25
Ah, this must be the table. You know,
what they do very well here is the garlic.
1:04:31
Oh, I touched you.
My temperature is rising.
1:04:33
Waiter, could we have two glasses
of red house, uh... s'il vous please?
1:04:39
In.
1:04:41
Bilko. What a fool.
1:04:43
Yeah.
1:04:45
How can he afford to eat here
on a sergeant's pay?
1:04:48
- I'll be a lieutenant colonel very soon.
- No kidding?
1:04:52
(exaggerated laugh)
1:04:54
- That woman's kind of attractive too.
- You think so?
1:04:57
Well, not compared to you, of course.
1:05:00
Anyway, I understand
the oysters here are...
1:05:03
...very, uh, very, uh... imported.
1:05:07
- Just get me out of here fast.
- Relax, Paparelli.
1:05:10
If you wanna make Rita jealous,
why not use Barbella?
1:05:12
She knows Barbella. I needed someone
she can't recognise. Someone alluring.
1:05:18
Thank you.
1:05:22
Ah! Well, it's Rita Robbins
and Major Thorn! Ah! A-ha-ha, aha.
1:05:28
Um, excuse me. One moment.
1:05:33
- (Bilko clears throat)
- She's coming over? She's coming over?
1:05:39
Ernie, you made Paparelli
get into drag just to make me jealous?
1:05:42
Well, actually, he was already in drag.
Paparelli, scram! Get going.