1:05:00
Anyway, I understand
the oysters here are...
1:05:03
...very, uh, very, uh... imported.
1:05:07
- Just get me out of here fast.
- Relax, Paparelli.
1:05:10
If you wanna make Rita jealous,
why not use Barbella?
1:05:12
She knows Barbella. I needed someone
she can't recognise. Someone alluring.
1:05:18
Thank you.
1:05:22
Ah! Well, it's Rita Robbins
and Major Thorn! Ah! A-ha-ha, aha.
1:05:28
Um, excuse me. One moment.
1:05:33
- (Bilko clears throat)
- She's coming over? She's coming over?
1:05:39
Ernie, you made Paparelli
get into drag just to make me jealous?
1:05:42
Well, actually, he was already in drag.
Paparelli, scram! Get going.
1:06:05
Rita, you can't marry Thorn.
You don't love him.
1:06:07
Think of the children.
You're a Catholic and he's an asshole!
1:06:11
How would you raise them? And he's
already cheating on you with Paparelli.
1:06:16
Hi, soldier boy.
1:06:20
(hisses suggestively)
1:06:25
Sowicki never told you
I was marrying Thorn.
1:06:30
You told Sowicki to call me.
You manipulated me. How could you?
1:06:35
Why not? I have a master's in
manipulation from the University of Bilko.
1:06:39
You tricked me. You sucked me in.
1:06:43
This is the most turned on
I've ever been in my life.
1:06:46
Rita, I'm so glad
we're back together again.
1:06:49
Twelve more days.
1:06:59
No wonder the hovertank never worked.