Sgt. Bilko
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1:13:00
- You mean the hovertank is working?
- Oh, I know what you're thinking, sir:

1:13:03
..."Arrange a public demonstration ASAP."
1:13:06
"Call the Pentagon
and the Department of the Army."

1:13:08
- All right.
- I've already taken that liberty, sir.

1:13:11
- Thank you.
- Oh, that picture of you...

1:13:13
...standing triumphant at the test.
1:13:16
That'll keep me warm
on those lonely nights in Greenland.

1:13:21
In Greenland, sir.
1:13:23
Oh. Yes.
1:13:25
Well, goodbye.
1:13:29
- Ah, Bi...
- Yes, sir?

1:13:33
If the test goes well,
you won't be transferred.

1:13:36
Well, thank you, sir! I'm stunned!
1:13:39
Just as a formality,
I've put that in writing.

1:13:41
If you could just sign here
and here, and initial here.

1:13:48
- Here?
- Uh, no. Here.

1:13:51
And I'll just notarise that.
1:13:54
- And I'll waive the usual ten-dollar fee.
- Oh. Thank you.

1:13:59
Here you are. Good day.
1:14:03
No, it'll hover. But as before...
1:14:05
...it will go completely haywire
if we attempt to fire the cannon.

1:14:09
We know that. We just need
a couple of hours with it.

1:14:11
- Let's get started.
- It's a $70-million piece of equipment.

1:14:15
You think I'm gonna allow
one of your men to fool around with it?

1:14:19
- I think not.
- Oh. Mm-hm.

1:14:21
Oh, boy. Oh, my, is it hot in here or what?
1:14:25
What's this? Oh!
I almost forgot I had these.

1:14:28
It's the IOUs from the poker game.
1:14:31
- Would he like to use my tools?
- That would be nice.

1:14:38
- You saw it?
- Yeah, it blew up the ammunition shed.

1:14:42
- A perfect hit.
- (louder) The hovertank?

1:14:45
- I thought that thing was busted.
- Yeah, it was.

1:14:48
But the kid, Wally, he fixed it.
1:14:50
He said the key was the...
1:14:53
The...?
1:14:56
The fire-control
and super-elevator board.

1:14:59
- Imagine that.
- Yeah, the super-elevator board.


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