Sgt. Bilko
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1:19:12
- You hit the wrong button, Rastahead!
- It's not my fault! He wired it wrong!

1:19:19
Any questions?
1:19:43
Congratulations, honey.
1:19:46
- Home run, sir!
- Thank you, Captain.

1:19:48
- We'll rush this baby into production.
- Thank you.

1:19:50
Jack, I thank you
on behalf of a grateful nation.

1:19:54
I just can't wait to see
what you fellas come up with next.

1:19:59
Wait! Wait. The demonstration was rigged.
1:20:01
Ah, do I see politics in your future, sir?
Perhaps a run at the Oval Office?

1:20:05
I've never given that serious consideration.
1:20:08
Wait! General! He faked it!
1:20:10
Didn't you see the gun was aimed
at target three, but blew up target four?

1:20:13
Yes, I did.
1:20:15
If you remember
Einstein's theory, space is curved.

1:20:18
- Yes.
- And these are smart weapons.

1:20:21
Oh, cut the crap! He faked it.
It's just one of his scams.

1:20:25
That's a serious charge.
Colonel, what about this?

1:20:28
General, in all my years in the service...
1:20:30
...I have never, not once,
publicly berated a fellow officer.

1:20:33
But I realise now that from the moment
Major Thorn set foot on Fort Baxter...

1:20:37
...he engaged in a personal vendetta
against Master Sergeant Bilko.

1:20:41
I find his conduct inexcusable, and will
recommend an article 32 investigation.

1:20:45
- I see.
- (Thorn) You don't understand.

1:20:47
He doesn't know what's going on. This
sergeant leads him around by the nose!

1:20:51
Major! You are the most
insubordinate officer I have ever met.

1:20:56
I'm telling you, he's a boob! He doesn't
get it! They faked the whole thing!


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