1:20:01
Ah, do I see politics in your future, sir?
Perhaps a run at the Oval Office?
1:20:05
I've never given that serious consideration.
1:20:08
Wait! General! He faked it!
1:20:10
Didn't you see the gun was aimed
at target three, but blew up target four?
1:20:13
Yes, I did.
1:20:15
If you remember
Einstein's theory, space is curved.
1:20:18
- Yes.
- And these are smart weapons.
1:20:21
Oh, cut the crap! He faked it.
It's just one of his scams.
1:20:25
That's a serious charge.
Colonel, what about this?
1:20:28
General, in all my years in the service...
1:20:30
...I have never, not once,
publicly berated a fellow officer.
1:20:33
But I realise now that from the moment
Major Thorn set foot on Fort Baxter...
1:20:37
...he engaged in a personal vendetta
against Master Sergeant Bilko.
1:20:41
I find his conduct inexcusable, and will
recommend an article 32 investigation.
1:20:45
- I see.
- (Thorn) You don't understand.
1:20:47
He doesn't know what's going on. This
sergeant leads him around by the nose!
1:20:51
Major! You are the most
insubordinate officer I have ever met.
1:20:56
I'm telling you, he's a boob! He doesn't
get it! They faked the whole thing!
1:21:00
I'd like to see just one piece of evidence
to support these idiotic allegations.
1:21:05
Idiotic, huh? How's this for evidence? The
fire-control and super-elevator board.
1:21:10
I took it out last night,
so how can it work?
1:21:21
So you deliberately
sabotaged this project, Major?
1:21:24
I got it all on tape.
1:21:27
Lucky.
1:21:30
(wind howling)
1:21:34
- Whoo!
- Yeah, celebration time.
1:21:37
Chin-chin.
1:21:40
Because I know Pap knew it,
and I... Stand, troops!
1:21:46
- You're in the presence of a genius.
- (all) Hoo-ah!
1:21:50
You're a total kingpin. You got Thorn
to sabotage something that didn't work!
1:21:55
Yeah, well, I couldn't have done it without
our Wally. Where is he, where is the lad?
1:21:59
Here, Sarge.