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:28:01
You're always
my most noble warrior.

:28:03
- Glad to find you, sir.
- Yes, yes, well,

:28:05
we have to find someone else
far more important now.

:28:08
- You saw the tape with Rancor?
- I can't believe he's alive.

:28:12
He's a madman.
He wants the world.

:28:14
But I'll be perfectly frank, Dick.
He wants you first.

:28:18
He knew I'd send you the tape,
especially with Barbara Dahl on it.

:28:23
Barbara Dahl.
:28:25
Looks just like Victoria
when she was alive.

:28:28
We don't have time
for flashbacks.

:28:30
Rancor wants the world.
Fortunately, he wants to kill you first.

:28:33
That may give us needed time. Barbara Dahl's
last transmission was from Los Angeles.

:28:37
We couldn't hold the trace
long enough to pinpoint her.

:28:40
Find her, you find him,
you find the rocket.

:28:45
For the rest of it,
your guess is as good as mine.

:28:47
- Miss Cheevus, tell
Noggin we're coming.

:28:51
- Hello, Noggin.
- Steele.

:28:53
Good to see you again. Do you have
a refill of that deathray laser watch?

:28:57
- Ah, a new air freshener?
- Careful!

:28:59
- Ah, a new air freshener?
- Careful!

:29:00
Whoo-hoo
Oooh

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Not again. Oh!
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Give me!
:29:08
Well, this looks like
a clever contraption.

:29:10
A mini-
A mini mobile crime lab?

:29:13
- It's a briefcase.
- I know. What does it do?

:29:15
It holds important papers,
files, pens and a calculator.

:29:19
I understand. But these numbers here,
are they in a certain sequence?

:29:21
The briefcase
is timed to explode?

:29:24
No, it's a lock so people other
than myself can't open my briefcase.

:29:27
Very complex
contemporary technology.

:29:30
All right, Steele,
this is your standard,

:29:32
state-of-the- art field
kit with three additions.

:29:35
This is our latest development:
microchip Z-ray lenses,

:29:39
capable of penetrating
a layer of clothing.

:29:41
You'll be able to see if
an enemy is carrying a weapon.

:29:43
Oh. Director?
:29:45
Oh, now, Steele...
should you find your hands bound,

:29:50
what you can do is just reach down
and pull this pin with your teeth.

:29:57
Put the tube in your mouth, and squeeze
and it will emit a laser beam...


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