Spy Hard

- Do you have a lighter?
- I use matches.

Does your mother know you smoke?
Y es, but I don't inhale.
- Kabul.
- Uh...

I'm Kabul.
Agent WD-40?

Get in, get in.
In the car.
Hello. Excuse me. Ha!
Our operatives believe
you may already be in grave danger.

Please take a look at this,
Mr. Steele.

In that file is a photo
of Desiree More.

She's an expert trained in karate, kung
fu and is a crack shot. Be on your guard.

Rancor may have sent her
to take you out.

She likes easy-listening
and guys who share their feelings.

Her measurements: 36-24-36-22.
Aye, and for God sakes,
be careful, WD-40.

One time I got two cousins that got
salmonella poisoning in this hotel.

Ah, sure looked like her.
But you can't be too sure.
Y eah, almost positive.
- Only when I'm thirsty.
- Tap water okay?

Poured, not decantered.
Sometimes you see a woman you'd...
just love to have kill ya.
But timing is everything,
so that was not going to be today.

Says who?
She's pretty smart.
I decided to play it casual.

Casual is overrated.