:28:00
That's why Mommy is going out.
:28:03
Just sit there with Mr. Babysitter
and he'll take good care of you.
:28:09
Don't sit so close to that thing.
lt's going to rot your brain.
:28:16
- Why didn't you take my call?
- I can't always pick up the phone.
:28:22
Your nostrils flare
when you're mad.
:28:34
Sorry about yesterday.
How did everything go with you?
:28:39
- Keep them closed!
- Pretty well. The other night ...
:28:43
l want this to be a surprise.
:28:46
- Where are we going?
- The finest restaurant in town.
:28:53
Open ... sesame.
:28:56
Medieval Times?
:29:01
l knew you'd like it.
l come twice a week.
:29:06
l'm your serving wench, Melinda.
Care for something from the barkeep?
:29:13
Dost thust have thou a mug of ale?
:29:17
Me mate here, pitched in battle for
a fortnight, has a king's thirst.
:29:25
- l'll be right back, My Lord.
- My thanks to ye, fair wench.
:29:33
Thanks.
:29:36
- Look, l have to tell you ...
- Hold that thought. Show's on.
:29:42
Welcome to a magnificent journey ...
into the past.
:29:48
This is Medieval Times!
:29:55
Are you prepared for a night
of feasting and sport -
:29:59
- the likes of which
you'll never forget?