:29:01
l knew you'd like it.
l come twice a week.
:29:06
l'm your serving wench, Melinda.
Care for something from the barkeep?
:29:13
Dost thust have thou a mug of ale?
:29:17
Me mate here, pitched in battle for
a fortnight, has a king's thirst.
:29:25
- l'll be right back, My Lord.
- My thanks to ye, fair wench.
:29:33
Thanks.
:29:36
- Look, l have to tell you ...
- Hold that thought. Show's on.
:29:42
Welcome to a magnificent journey ...
into the past.
:29:48
This is Medieval Times!
:29:55
Are you prepared for a night
of feasting and sport -
:29:59
- the likes of which
you'll never forget?
:30:04
Stand up and cheer
for your section's knight!
:30:09
Let the games begin!
The blue knight rules!
:30:13
The red knight sucks the big one!
You're going down, red knight!
:30:20
Going down, down, down!
Red knight going down!
:30:28
Smite him!
:30:34
- Could l get a knife and fork?
- There were none in medieval times.
:30:39
- More Pepsi?
- There was Pepsi, but no utensils?
:30:43
l've got a lot of tables.
:30:51
Can l have your skin?
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