:13:01
For a vegetarian, Rents,
:13:03
you're a fucking evil shot!
:13:05
Without heroin,
:13:07
I led a useful and fulfilling
life as a good citizen.
:13:17
- Good luck, Spud.
- Cheers, Cat-boy.
:13:20
If they think you're
no tryin', you're doomed.
:13:23
They'll be on to the DSS
:13:26
and your giro's
fucking finished, right?
:13:28
- Right.
- But try too hard...
:13:30
- You might get the job!
- Exactly.
:13:33
- Nightmare!
- It's a tightrope, Spud.
:13:35
A fucking tightrope!
:13:36
I get pure shy
with the interviewer cats.
:13:39
I can't answer the questions.
:13:41
I get nerves, like footballers
on big occasions.
:13:45
Try some of this.
:13:46
Some speed -
just the ticket, man.
:13:49
Naw, I went to Craigie -
Craignewton.
:13:53
I put Royal Edinburgh College
to help get the job.
:13:57
There's too much
discrimination here.
:13:59
They're both schools, right.
:14:00
I put across the idea.
People get hung up on details.
:14:05
Like how many O-grades I got.
Maybe six. Maybe none.
:14:10
It's not important.
What's important is that I am.
:14:14
Do you mean you lied
on your application?
:14:17
No...Well, yes.
:14:19
To get my foot in the door.
Showing initiative.
:14:22
You were referred by
the Department of Employment.
:14:25
Your foot was in the door.
:14:28
Yeah, cool.
:14:29
Whatever you say, man. Sorry.
:14:31
You're the man.
The dude in the chair.
:14:34
I am merely here. Obviously.
:14:37
What exactly attracts you
to the leisure industry?
:14:42
In a word, pleasure.
:14:44
Like, my pleasure
in other people's leisure.
:14:47
Do you see yourself
as having any weaknesses?
:14:52
Oh, yes! I'm a bit
of a perfectionist.
:14:55
For me, it's the best
or nothin' at all.
:14:59
Things get dodgy -
I cannot be bothered.