:14:00
I put across the idea.
People get hung up on details.
:14:05
Like how many O-grades I got.
Maybe six. Maybe none.
:14:10
It's not important.
What's important is that I am.
:14:14
Do you mean you lied
on your application?
:14:17
No...Well, yes.
:14:19
To get my foot in the door.
Showing initiative.
:14:22
You were referred by
the Department of Employment.
:14:25
Your foot was in the door.
:14:28
Yeah, cool.
:14:29
Whatever you say, man. Sorry.
:14:31
You're the man.
The dude in the chair.
:14:34
I am merely here. Obviously.
:14:37
What exactly attracts you
to the leisure industry?
:14:42
In a word, pleasure.
:14:44
Like, my pleasure
in other people's leisure.
:14:47
Do you see yourself
as having any weaknesses?
:14:52
Oh, yes! I'm a bit
of a perfectionist.
:14:55
For me, it's the best
or nothin' at all.
:14:59
Things get dodgy -
I cannot be bothered.
:15:02
But I'm getting good vibes
about this interview.
:15:05
Seems to me it's going
pretty well, eh?
:15:09
Thank you, Mr Murphy.
:15:11
We'll let you know.
:15:13
The pleasure was mine.
:15:15
Spud had done well.
:15:17
He made me proud.
Fucked up good and proper.
:15:23
Picture the scene.
:15:24
The other fucking week there,
:15:26
down the Volley
with Tommy playing pool.
:15:29
I'm playing like Paul Newman,
:15:31
giving the boy a tanning.
:15:33
It comes to the last shot,
:15:36
the deciding ball
of the tournament.
:15:38
I'm on the black,
he looks biscuit-arsed.
:15:41
When this hard cunt comes in.
:15:44
Obviously fucking
fancied himself, like.
:15:46
Starts staring at me.
:15:47
Looking right fucking at me
:15:49
as if to say, "Come ahead."
:15:52
You ken me.
:15:53
I'm not the type
that goes looking for bother
:15:57
but I had a pool cue
and he'd get it in his puss!