:15:03
Happy birthday
:15:06
Happy birthday
Yadda, yadda, yadda
:15:08
Now reverse the wish.
:15:11
All right. I wish I were Hayley.
:15:13
Don't you know
the birthday candle rule?
:15:15
You have to say the wish to yourself,
otherwise, it can't come true.
:15:44
On to plan B.
:15:50
- It's a wishing well.
- Got it.
:16:02
Would you try it
with a little more "umph"?
:16:24
I can't do this.
I can't be you.
:16:28
And you obviously lack
the social grace to be me.
:16:35
I don't believe this.
I have split ends.
:16:39
- I have an astronomy test today.
- Don't stress.
:16:42
I had Frauenfleder
when I was a sophomore. I'll just cheat.
:16:46
But you can't. Ow!
:16:48
I mean, I... You...
You can't do that.
:16:53
When he passes out the test,
just faint or something.
:16:56
Get sent home sick.
I can make up the test tomorrow.
:16:59
You can spend the day watching TV
and eating.