:16:02
Would you try it
with a little more "umph"?
:16:24
I can't do this.
I can't be you.
:16:28
And you obviously lack
the social grace to be me.
:16:35
I don't believe this.
I have split ends.
:16:39
- I have an astronomy test today.
- Don't stress.
:16:42
I had Frauenfleder
when I was a sophomore. I'll just cheat.
:16:46
But you can't. Ow!
:16:48
I mean, I... You...
You can't do that.
:16:53
When he passes out the test,
just faint or something.
:16:56
Get sent home sick.
I can make up the test tomorrow.
:16:59
You can spend the day watching TV
and eating.
:17:02
Deal. Close your eyes.
:17:04
No one finds out about this.
Especially Caitlin.
:17:07
Undoubtedly, she'd leak it
to the National Enquirer.
:17:10
I don't want any rumors going on
about me the week of the festival.
:17:14
Ouch! What about Mom and Dad?
:17:17
They'd have us committed.
:17:22
So wait. We have a secret?
:17:25
You and me?
:17:34
So, is there anything
I need to know about you...
:17:38
other than being a grungy
social outcast?
:17:42
I'm not grungy.
I just have my own style.
:17:46
Dirt under the fingernails is in?
:17:48
You won't mind if I remove it,
will you?
:17:54
So, how do I look?
:17:58
Today is definitely day one.