:51:02
l've been dying for one of these all night.
:51:06
Can l ask you a question, Anton?
:51:08
Sure you can.
:51:11
How do you like America?
:51:13
Why do you ask?
:51:14
You're French.
:51:17
Do you ever miss it?
:51:18
Do you ever get lonely
for your own country?
:51:20
l was never so much French
since l've been here.
:51:23
You know Superman?
:51:25
That's me, l'm Superman.
:51:29
And France was like Krypton.
:51:32
On Krypton everybody was Superman.
:51:34
You make a nice sauce.
:51:35
Everybody make a nice sauce.
:51:37
You say hello to a nice woman
With your French accent...
:51:39
...and everybody says, "Hello! "
:51:44
But here on Earth, the moment l arrived...
:51:48
...l knew this was the place
l had special powers.
:51:51
l talk about my little town...
:51:52
...and the bankers open their checkbooks
and say...
:51:54
..."How great, charming,
and exotic you are, Anton."
:51:57
l could read the phone book to a woman...
:51:59
...and they become hypnotized,
Wet as morning daisies.
:52:02
Here l have these powers.
:52:04
Back home, l was nothing.
:52:05
But here, l'm Superman.
:52:07
Hip-hip, America!
Hip-hip, land of freedom!
:52:11
Now you, you're not French.
:52:13
But it's OK, you know?
:52:15
You still have opportunity in this country.
:52:17
Yesterday, he had no job, no future.
:52:20
But today, a step-up.
:52:21
A little step, but a step.
:52:23
Soon you can afford a place
to live and get a girlfriend.
:52:26
l have a girlfriend.
:52:27
No, really. Pretty girl?
:52:30
She's the most wonderful woman
in the world.
:52:32
She must love you a good deal.
:52:34
You think women only want men
for their money?
:52:36
No, not just money.
:52:37
Power also, and success.
:52:39
Don't fool yourself, dishwasher.
:52:40
They want a man
Who takes what he wants.
:52:43
l don't think that's true.
:52:47
Listen.
:52:50
My girlfriend was seeing a man
When l met her.
:52:53
l took her back to my place,
and l ask her about him...
:52:56
...very innocently, of course.
:52:58
Of course.
:52:59
She had many wonderful things
to say about him.