:17:01
I promise.
Now, go, please.
:17:05
[ Numerous Locks Latching ]
:17:09
- Excellent.
- I did it.
:17:10
You mean you almost blew it.
Take advice from the experts:
You got to play it cool.
:17:14
First thing we're gonna do
is work on your outfit.
:17:17
Now, okay.
:17:19
Remember. Eighty percent
of all these French girls
really go for that macho type.
:17:22
Whoa, bonin' up on the Playboy.
Excellent.
:17:27
Don't show any insecurities.
It's the worst. And, uh--
:17:30
- Split. She's comin'.
- Here. Be prepared.
:17:32
- Wait. Come on, Chris.
It's our first date.
- Are you a nun?
:17:36
Be cool, and show attitude.
:17:40
Serafine.
:17:44
- Hi.
- Hi.
:17:47
- I didn't recognize you.
- Oh, yeah. Um-- Well, it's bright.
:17:51
- What would you like to do?
- I don't know. Is there a cafe?
:17:54
[ Laughs ]
We're in Paris.
:17:56
Oh.
:18:08
- Mademoiselle.
- Merci.
:18:10
- Monsieur.
- Merci beaucoup.
:18:12
So, do your parents
mind us, uh, meeting?
:18:16
- My parents are dead.
- [ Spitting ]
:18:19
- [ Coughs ]
- You okay?
:18:21
- Need some water?
- No, I'm fine. I do like coffee.
:18:29
[ Blowing Nose ]
:18:35
Most guys who ask me on a date
are usually trying to get me into bed.
:18:40
That must be really terrible
for a girl when that happens.
:18:43
Why should I think
you're any different?
:18:46
Isn't that why you brought
your friends along?
:18:48
To witness you score?
:18:50
No, that's not it at all.
:18:55
Chewing gum.
:18:57
It's, uh, the rage
in the States.