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Patty O'Brien--
ex-Irish assassin.
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His trademark--
a superstitious man...
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he leaves a tiny keepsake
from his good luck bracelet...
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on every victim he kills.
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Scotland Yard
would love to get their hands...
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on that piece of evidence.
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They're always
after me lucky charms.
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Why does everyone always laugh
when I say that?
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They are after me lucky charms!
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What?
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It's a television commercial...
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with this cartoon leprechaun...
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and all of these children
are trying to chase him--
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Hey, leprechaun man!
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Won't you give
your Lucky Charms?"
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And there's all these
tiny bits of marshmallows...
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stuck right in the cereal...
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so that when the kids eat them,
they think...
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Oh, this is candy.
I'm having fun!"
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Finally,
we come to my number-two man.
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His name...
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Number Two.
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For 30 years,
Number Two has run Virtucon...
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the legitimate face
of my evil empire.
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Dr. Evil,
over the last 30 years...
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Virtucon has grown
by leaps and bounds.
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About 15 years ago, we changed
from volatile chemicals...
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to the communications industry.
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We own cable companies
in 38 states.