:23:01
and all of these children
are trying to chase him--
:23:03
Hey, leprechaun man!
:23:05
Won't you give
your Lucky Charms?"
:23:09
And there's all these
tiny bits of marshmallows...
:23:13
stuck right in the cereal...
:23:15
so that when the kids eat them,
they think...
:23:17
Oh, this is candy.
I'm having fun!"
:23:23
Finally,
we come to my number-two man.
:23:27
His name...
:23:29
Number Two.
:23:30
For 30 years,
Number Two has run Virtucon...
:23:34
the legitimate face
of my evil empire.
:23:40
Dr. Evil,
over the last 30 years...
:23:44
Virtucon has grown
by leaps and bounds.
:23:47
About 15 years ago, we changed
from volatile chemicals...
:23:53
to the communications industry.
:23:57
We own cable companies
in 38 states.
:24:00
We own a steel mill
in Cleveland...
:24:04
shipping in Texas,
oil refineries in Seattle...
:24:08
and a factory in Chicago...
:24:10
that makes miniature models
of factories.
:24:14
Naturally.
:24:16
Gentlemen...
:24:21
I have a plan.
:24:34
It's called blackmail.
:24:36
As you know, the royal family
of Britain...
:24:40
are the wealthiest landowners
in the world.
:24:44
Either the royal family
pays us...
:24:46
an exorbitant amount of money...
:24:48
or we make it seem
that Prince Charles...
:24:52
has had an affair
outside of marriage...
:24:54
and therefore,
would have to divorce.