:24:00
We own a steel mill
in Cleveland...
:24:04
shipping in Texas,
oil refineries in Seattle...
:24:08
and a factory in Chicago...
:24:10
that makes miniature models
of factories.
:24:14
Naturally.
:24:16
Gentlemen...
:24:21
I have a plan.
:24:34
It's called blackmail.
:24:36
As you know, the royal family
of Britain...
:24:40
are the wealthiest landowners
in the world.
:24:44
Either the royal family
pays us...
:24:46
an exorbitant amount of money...
:24:48
or we make it seem
that Prince Charles...
:24:52
has had an affair
outside of marriage...
:24:54
and therefore,
would have to divorce.
:25:02
Prince Charles
did have an affair...
:25:04
he admitted it,
and they are now divorced.
:25:08
OK, people, you have to tell me
these things.
:25:12
I've been frozen for 30 years.
:25:17
Throw me a fricking bone here.
:25:20
I'm the boss. Need the info.
:25:24
No problem.
:25:27
Here's my second plan.
:25:29
In the sixties, I developed
a weather-changing machine...
:25:33
a sophisticated heat beam
which we called a laser."
:25:38
Using these lasers,"
we punch a hole...
:25:42
in the protective layer
around the world...
:25:45
which we call the ozone" layer.
:25:48
Slowly, ultraviolet rays
would pour in...
:25:53
increasing
the risk of skin cancer.
:25:57
That is, unless the world
pays us a hefty ransom.